Pickled Egg Salad Sandwich.............

I'm a little cranky, so Raging Titter proudly presents, a list of people getting served shit sandwiches.



The federal government got into the spirit of giving earlier than usual this year and finally cut american citizen Jose Padilla a break. If being cut a break means being indicted. After three years held in "enemy combatant status", Padilla has been charged with conspiracy. Apparently more amorphous charges were not available due to the holiday.

GM began wishing good will toward men in the form of a massive layoff. As it turns out, GM stock is a helluva barometer for the larger economy.
A few more instruments of Economic measurement:

Halliburton
Ford
Seagram

By the way, the ongoing war in Iraq started officially on March 19, 2003. And I don't mean to imply that there's some kind of conspiracy between the government and Halliburton. I'm just pointing out that the war has been a lot better for Halliburton than it's been to 49 families from my state.


Alright, I'm letting my mood get to me. I can't end the post this way. I think I'm going to listen to the latest Digital Flotsam again. There's some fairly soothing thoughts in there. That goes for the latest Huna Trainer as well.


***Out of Touch Toy Talk***
Tickle Me Elmo?
What were people thinking?