No, unfortunately this is not a story about an internet porno download going exactly as planned. Apparently an Outagamie county jury threw an impromptu party in the ass of justice by acquitting a drunk driver who struck and paralyzed a young woman.
The young woman, Tiffany Pohl, now a quadriplegic, was not present for the announcement of the verdict.
The acquittal seems a direct result of shoddy police work. Despite the lack of expertise they seem to display in matters of investigation, I can attest that the Police of Appleton and Outagamie County are expert ticket writers and always respond to citizen calls with the mild enthusiasm one expects from dilettantes.
Citizens of the Fox Valley please note: Randall Ashauer is buying the drinks and toasting the police.
I was Chester Cheetah's wrangler in his later years. Things really fell off for Chester as he became increasingly obsessed with his on-screen persona. I remember a particularly heart wrenching interaction between Chester and his wife, Rita. Rita, tears in her eyes, said, "Chester, I'm leaving you." Chester could only reply, "I'm a cool dude in a loose mood." Sad. Really sad. And that moment really made me who I am today.